POKEY THE PENGUIN not a bootleg to stand on

WHAT BEARS DO IN THE WOODS

Scene: headcheese walks alone in the woods
Scene: headcheese walks alone deeper into the woods
Scene: headcheese is having a lovely walk
Scene: headcheese encounters a man, says nope!
Scene: headcheese walks the other way
Scene: headcheese encounters a bear, this is acceptable, a predator approaches unseen from the woods
Scene: headcheese leaves the woods safe and sound, the poor bear encounters a predator

THE ARCTIC CIRCLE HAS WOODS NOW! WHO KNEW‽

JUST ONE DAY, - WHAT TOMFOOLERY IS THIS UPDATE???!?

AND THE ANSWER IS THEY MIND THEIR BUSINESS!

Oops! I Forgot! AGAIN!

My plan to update this site at least once every ten years continues to go absolutely swimmingly!

Oops! I Forgot!

Oops! I Forgot for seven (and a half) million years or something!

And even after that I don’t have the answer, never mind the question.

Maybe I will remember soonerer next time.